“I thought you were going to kill yourself before you turned 20” yeah well at some point I just decided that if god wanted me dead the fucker was going to have to take me out himself so here the fuck I am
Dying my hair again and thinking about how I have an actual, healthy, serious relationship for the first time at 25 and it’s fucking with my brain because I’m realizing for the first time how much shit I do on a regular basis with the intention of finding a boyfriend and anyways I’m not sure I’m allowed to call myself a feminist anymore but here we are
Hozier’s Unknown is to The Lesbians what Lemonade was to The Gays
Sorry I’m late I couldn’t find my Edgar Allen Poe socks
Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about
you ever flirt with somebody and they flirt back. and you’re like. oh for fucks sake. you were designed in a lab to kill me.
he’s not ugly he’s handsome
distinguished
rugged
This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!
Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.
When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly